I have discovered a striking new manicure technique. It's very eye-catching, if a little dark.
You should all be familiar with a French manicure. Two-tone white and colour paint for your nails. Most impressive when done well.
But what about black instead of white? A little Goth, perhaps?
Simple to do though. Take one Rusty Old Wreck, and fit it with a new clutch. The accumulated oily grime of five decades of motoring accumulates under your nails, and like all the best quality cosmetics it has impressive sticking power.
Damn, I'm out with my wife tomorrow evening and I don't want to be sporting black lines on my fingernails!