Sunday, 27 June 2010

Comes with air conditioning

    We're sweltering in the high twenties Celsius here in the southern half of the UK. As a country completely unable to deal with any slight variation in the weather, we've all collapsed into perspiring heaps of pink En-ger-land clad flesh and are loudly bemoaning climate change.
    Well, some of us are, anyway. Not me, yesterday I decided to partake of some of the finest air conditioning available and wheeled out the larger of my motorcycles to run an errand in a nearby town. A quick blat down the main roads, deal with my task for the morning and then off I went into the maze of minor roads that connects the dots in the British countryside.
     There was a time when I was an all-weather commuting motorcyclist and this machine was my main transport. Now I'm that most derided of riders, the weekend biker. The shame! On summer weekends you can't move for weekend bikers on British A roads, they're the ones in brightly-coloured skin-tight leather race suits (And they say transvestites look ridiculous!) on sportsbikes taking insane risks and riding like nutters. Fortunately they balk at the challenging corners, potholes and rural detritus of the minor roads so aside from a short detour to rev the tits off my machine as I passed the home of a well-known and annoying television motoring presenter I was able to leave them behind.
    Aimless riding on minor roads in the heat of summer is a true delight. Fast enough to keep cool but not fast enough to miss anything, you experience the sensations of the countryside in a way that car drivers never can. I have yet to pass through a sun-drenched village in a car and be assaulted by the smell of the climbing roses that adorn the houses, for instance.
     I parked the bike in a field entrance next to a linseed crop in full flower and just sat for a while against a stone wall. I thought I saw a bit of grease leaking round the rear hub where I'd had the wheel off last year and leaned in to investigate, managing to burn my arm on the hot silencer. Damn.
    I'm off on the bike again today, heading off for lunch with friends. Might as well make the best of another fine day. Enjoy your Sunday, whatever it is you're doing!

6 comments:

  1. the joys of the bimble! -I meandered around the Malverns yesterday and had a swim in the Monnow, most enjoyable. A bit blimmin' hot in the Trav, mind.

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  2. Love the air-conditioner. :-)

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  3. The closest I came to a swim on Saturday was a ford with only a disappointing trickle. Some adventurous rider, me.

    Hot in the Traveller? You need a period aircon system you do, the height of 1960s automotive chic! I heard of an 1147cc Triumph fitted with one that robbed so much power that it couldn't manage the ramp onto the Hammersmith Flyover with it engaged.

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  4. Love the Super Ten? It does have that certain something about it. I feel a little guilty, I don't use it enough.

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  5. And how do you get the bugs out of your teeth, Jenny? I assume you have bugs in the UK?

    Calie xxx

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  6. Oh yes, indeed we do!

    Full face helmet. I am obviously not a Rough Enough Biker.

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